A blond walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and
said to the hairdresser, "Do anything with my hair, but don't take the earphones
off". So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it pretty difficult, so
he thinks "What could happen if I took the Headphones off?", and he took them
off. The blond dropped dead straight away.
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can.
BLONDE
REDNECK
COMPUTERS
INDIAN
Blondes!
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the
corner.
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA?
A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A
HALF DAYS?
A: It said cook it for half an hour
per pound, and she weighed 125.
Q: WHY DID THE
BLONDE CLIMB UP TO THE ROOF OF THE BAR?
A: She
heard that the drinks were on the house.
Q:
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to
turn on.
Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A
BLONDE'S LIFE?
A: Third Grade.
Q: WHAT DO UFO's AND SMART BLONDES HAVE IN
COMMON?
A: You keep hearing about them, but
never see any.
"Oh My gosh" said the
hairdresser, puzzled. "What is so special about these headphone" and he put them
on.
Out of the headphones, he heard, "Breath In, Breath Out. Breath In,
Breath Out..."
You know you are a RedNeck
if.....
-You've been married three
times and still have the same in-laws!
-The book value of your car goes
up and down depending on how much petrol it has in it!
-The people on
Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbours!
-The Halloween
pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife!
-Your lifetime
goal is to own a fireworks stand!
-Your father executes the "pull my
finger" trick during Christmas dinner!
-You can get dog hair from out of
your belly button!
-Your dad walks you to school because you are both in
the same class!
-You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans
for dinner!